How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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