I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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