is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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