Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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