Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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