question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I showed him my bush... on skype.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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