Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I like to think it a success when the cops are called
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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