somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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