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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
So. Much. Porn.
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