It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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