I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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