We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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