So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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