haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Can I color on your dick again?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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