i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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