I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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