i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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