I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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