After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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