Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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