This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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