I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Randomize
