I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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