its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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