I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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