your thong is hanging out like whoa
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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