There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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