Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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