But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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