yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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