he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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