I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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