Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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