i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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