Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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