What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Blood and glitter go together right?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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