elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
