We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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