where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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