Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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