This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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