ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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