i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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