Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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