Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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