belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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