Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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