i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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