WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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