We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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