our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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