She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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